Monday, September 04, 2006

Bukkake Ruined My Carpet

I buy my papers and periodicals at the ‘porn free newsagent’.
He also runs a couple of marathons a year. I do not believe this absence of jazz mags and his exuberance of energy are connected.
My regular top shelf purchases are therefore Fortean Times and Viz.
It’s not that I’m a Middle Englander… I’ve spent most of my life on the edges. I cannot abide spending my money when I know what the ending will be.
Now ‘tis true I’m a big fan of Kung Fu films and, as in porn, there is much in doing the job well. Living in the moment is important to both. Kung Fu films all have the same story; ‘Revenge!’ although often with added RRRRs for emphasis.
Good does not always triumph over evil, even on the Shaw Brothers’ set. But when it does; it is more satisfying than some Lancashire lads wet slapped all over some Chelmsford office girl’s boat.



Tim Wells





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