Tuesday, January 29, 2008

My Microwave Called Me a Douchebag Today

every time someone asks me
what my name is
like they’re going to
begin a conversation with me
i want to say
“i know exactly
what kind of shampoo
you use
because i have constructed a hole
in the ceiling of your bathroom
and i watch you
but not in a perverted way
more like a caring, endearing way,”
that way
the conversation
probably won’t happen.

Sam Pink

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